Dear Athena 2000:

wpid-20140117_094309.jpgmy baby is sick 😦

You’re awesome, just the way you are, but you aren’t working properly. I can’t get you to thread a bobbin and I’ve poured and paced over the directions. You seem gummy. You seem like you need at the very least a good cleaning. I promise to take you in to nice people and hopefully get you running properly. If not, I promise to keep you in a safe place until your SPACE AGE TECHNOLOGY can be fixed.

wpid-storageemulated0DCIMCamera2014-01-17-10.57.00.jpg.jpgSPACE AGE TECHNOLOGY MY FRIENDS WITH A ‘BRAIN’ SMALLER THAN A THIMBLE OMGBBQLOLXYZWTFBYOBASAP #CRAYCRAY

Love, BMG