I’M BACK. With Moonshine…
Put this on:
yes, i caught a southern accent while there. omg, i’m such a damnyankee. it’s gone now, thankfully.
Anyway, we had an absolute blast! Our cabin was lovely, in the mountains, driving up/down the mountain was terrifying. You could smell the brakes. So our original plan was to get to the cabin, To Catch A Falling Star, and drop off our stuff and get some groceries. Well, getting seven flatlanders from Illinois up that kind of incline, kind of made us never want to go back down…so we ordered pizza. Pro Tip: If you order pizza, and ask the delivery driver to bring coffee grounds (we couldn’t live without it) and offer him extra tip, he totally will. Duh.
i cropped out the tourist trap area.
No one told me that Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge was a TOURIST TRAP. Oh my Lord. It was like being at the Dells in WIS. It was ridiculous! But hey, it was fun. We did some tourist stuff.
this was a serious tourist trap, but the moonshine was delicious!
Also, we did a chair ride to catch the view:
you can see that IT’S A TRAP!
We also did some hiking, or, more accurately, rambling in the woods taking seflies and eating snacks. Let me set up the scene:
The photographer has been waiting all day for the light. His camera is set up, film is ready, now he waits. He wants a picture of a small group of falls. Just as the light gets right, seven kids (me in the trunk, btw) pile out of a car making off color jokes, eating snacks and taking selfies. He hates us.
really, I would hate us too.
So after we ruined everyone’s day at the national park…
We had a hot tub, which we used liberally and a LOT of alcohol. It was a damn fine time. My husband was “house husband” and being the only male, got a fine taste of how polygamy must be awful. Poor guy. We had a great time though! :D